Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Kicking (and Screaming) the Habit.

I recently gave up smoking. I've decided to go cold turkey. Don't applaud just yet, it's only been 4 days. In recent years, I've really only wanted to smoke while drinking. So I've decided that while drinking, I would chew on toothpicks instead. It's helped except for one thing.

I don't know how long it would have taken to get cancer or emphysema (if I would have gotten them at all). But I do know it only took 37 minutes for me to get a splinter in my tongue.

The blessing is that the experience has inspired me to start my own buisness. The anger and crankiness from giving up the smokes, has given me the motivation to go into murder for hire. Is there someone you want dead? Be it for money, revenge, sheer hatred, or any other reason, I will gladly send that person to meet their maker (for a nominal fee). This will be a good move for me....It's about time murder stopped being just a hobby.

1 comment:

Kate The Great said...

So you join the blogging world - welcome. I can't wait to read all the exploits of your crazy life - complete with midgets, hobos and leprechauns.

Hey have you gotten your passport yet?