Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Pissing the Time Away

A recent Sunday morning conversation...

Me: 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Wife: Huh?
Me: It took me 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Wife: Did you just time yourself peeing?
Me: Yup. Pretty impressive, right?
Wife: Why on earth would you do that?
Me: Why would you put a clock with a second hand in the bathroom?