Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Random Shower Thought #5.

If you add the words "of Death", "of Destruction", or "of Doom" to the end of any household item, it sounds like a really awesome action/horror movie from the 80's.

"Coupon of Death" starring Dolph Lundgren
"Armchair of Destruction" starring Chuck Norris
"Cheese Slicer of Doom" Co-starring Chuck Norris and Dolph Lundgren

(Try it yourselves. Just remember either Chuck Norris or Dolph Lundgren has to star in it.)


Never You Mind said...

tissue of distruction

eraser of death

hi-liter of death

yep, you're right

Ken said...

hate to disagree with you, but "Chafing Dish of Doom" starred Rutger Hauer. Although it is reported that Dolph Lundgren was initally attached to star, but left the project citing "creative differences."