Tuesday, February 23, 2010

My Cerberus

They're is a new addition to the Devil's Wind family. The Bride-to-Be and I decided it was time to adopt a pooch. Meet Bootsy!
Hi There!

We brought this beautiful little girl home on Saturday. She is half Doberman and half Labrador Retriever. So, she will murder you in the throat, then give you kisses.

My dear friends, this dog embodies the devil's wind. If, in the search for alternative fuel, the world's scientists discover a use for canine flatulence and/or excrement, then I am sitting on a gold mine.
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Thursday, February 04, 2010

Three Races, Same Show

Around the time I get home, three shows seem always to be on at the same time:

According to Jim
The George Lopez Show
My Wife and Kids
I'm glad to see that crap knows no ethnic boundaries.