Last week, I bought a new fancy phone. I played with it all day Friday to learn how to operate it (also because, I downloaded a fart sound application). The next morning, I allowed the Bride-to-Be to gaze upon it. She was playing around with it and asked my thoughts on it.
B2B: Do you like it?
Me: I'm still getting used to it, but I think I do.
B2B: Do you really like it?
B2B: Do you love it?
B2B: Well, then why don't you marry it instead of me?
Me: Because it can't provide me with an heir. So I'll stick with you for now.
Maybe there's an app for that.