Monday, February 19, 2007

Why Did He Call Me a Bundle of Sticks?

Last week NBA player John Amaechi announced that he is gay. I think alot of people were shocked. I couldn't believe it......John Amaechi played in the NBA? Who knew?

As I'm sure you all know, right in the middle of this story is former player Tim Hardaway. After his controversial comments on homosexuality, alot of people have come down on him. Tim stopped by Devil's Wind to defend his comments. Here's that interview.

Kevin: Thanks for stopping by. Can I get you something to drink? Milk, ginger ale, sweet tea?

Tim Hardaway: You comin' on to me? You know I don't do that.

K: No, just thought you might like something to drink. Have a seat.

TH: No way. Sitting down is for gays. I don't let nothing touch my butt.

K: Ok, stand then....Let's get started. You said you hate gay people, and alot of people took offense. But, how do you feel about other people?

TH: Such as?

K: Heterosexuals.

TH: No man. I hate heterosexuals. I am a heterophobe. I don't go near straight people. I keep my distance.

K: Well, then what about your wife?

TH: No man. I hate my wife. I am a wife-a-phobe. I don't go near her. I keep my distance.

K: Ok....strange. How about children?

TH: No man. I hate children. I am a child-o-phobe. I don't go near kids. I keep my distance.

K: You hate kids? What about your own children?

TH: No man. I hate my children. I am a my children-o-phobe. I don't go near my kids. I keep my distance.

K: WHAT??? But surely the first time you held your kids, you felt some love for them.

TH: No man. I ain't never touched my kids. Touching kids is what pedophiles do. I ain't know pedophile.

K: What about when your mom held you as a baby?

TH: My mom ain't a pedophile. She never held me.

K: Explains alot. about animals?

TH: No man. I hate animals. I am an animal-o-phobe. I don't go near animals. I keep my distance.

K: Plants?

TH: No man. I hate plants. I am a plant-o-phobe. I don't go near plants. I keep my distance.

K: Ok, I guess you hate everyone and everything. Is there anything you don't hate?

TH: Gummi worms.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Name Game

So, not only am I too lazy to post, I'm also a dirty thief. I saw this on my pal Kate's blog, I liked it and I stole it. I make no bones about it.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kevin Todd K.........

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)Kevizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color and fav animal)Green Monkey

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street)Todd Vista

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)Kuyke

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink).Blue Sweet Tea (if it's supposed to be an adult beverage) Blue Coors Light

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)Eyoiaje

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(parents middle names) James Carlene

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)Black Blacky

I think mine is broken, Kate's was better. Although I do like the "Green Monkey".

Monday, February 05, 2007

All You Need Is Stubb's

One Meijer Brand frozen pizza...

One Meijer Brand frozen pizza with Stubbs BBQ sauce..... ...EXCELLENT!!!!

And to you Mr. C.B. Stubblefield.... ....Thank you, sir.