Sunday, August 17, 2008

ResponseTo Infomercials As Related To Amount Imbibed

0-3 beers: Look at this crap. There are people dumb enough to buy this.
4-6 beers: If it actually worked, that would be something.
6-9 beers: They couldn't advertise it, if it didn't work the way they say. Could they?
10-12 beers: I have 30 extra minutes everyday
12+ beers: Actually I don't remember my thoughts at this point. I do know I woke up naked, cold, and wet the following morning in my bath tub.

6-8 weeks later: Billy Blanks' Boot Camp shows up on my doorstep.

I guess somewhere after 12 is when I become dumb enough to buy this crap.

1 comment:

Laura said...

How many beers does it take to try it once it arrives on said doorstep?