What follows are a number of possible tweets or status updates that have popped into my brain. I figured I just get out of my system here all at once.
*On my way home, I was surprised by how little of the world is burning down.
*In all the excitement today, I wanted to rush out and get same sex married. Then I remembered that I’m already married….and not gay.
*When all these people move to Canada because universal health care and gay marriage weren't struck down, they are going to be pissed.
*"Why should a choice someone made impose on my rights?", said a bunch of people who chose to be Christian... wanting to restrict the rights of a group of people that were born gay... on a subject that in no way affects them.
*Argument: It’s harmful to the children raised in these marriages.
Me: I don’t know. I think that if you ask my daughter how she feels about having two Mommies, she’d jump right on board.
*Dear gay friends. I’m not saying I’m expecting any invites. I just feel it’s important to mention that I’m lots of fun at weddings, and I’ll throw in my daughter as a flower girl. Let’s rock this shizz.
*My wife told me that they threw a surprise baby shower for a girl at work. Then she called her wife and found out their marriage is recognized all across the country. I don’t have a joke for that, I just think it’s beautiful.
*Somewhere there is a guy that’s been camping for a week. Tomorrow he’s going to go on Facebook and be so confused.
“So, South Carolina had to take down the Confederate flag so gay people can marry it?”
*As a Christian I’m just happy that now that same-sex marriage is legal, there won’t be so many homosexuals living in sin.
Now everyone is free to try the cobbler.
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