Sorry that the Devil's Wind has been somewhat silent (and by no means deadly) as of late, but I assure you I've been doing some thinking and there will be new posts a-coming.
And now on to this one....
I spent the weekend in Tennessee with my family. It was awesome. I won't go into boring details of what we did, but I will tell you about this.
As with most men, my father and I think the act of going number two is funny, and a fun little game we like to play is coming up with new ways to say that this is about to occur. So I'm going to share some of the best I've heard over the years.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
Talk to a man about a horse
Drop the kids off at the pool
Expunge the Files
Pinch a loaf
Drop some wolf bait
Take a growler
Growl one out
Grunt one out
Coming down with a case of the grunts
I'm poking cotton
I'm prarie dogging
I'm turtle heading
Making some stink mud
Make a sequel to Hope Floats
Building a log cabin
Back the bus out of the garage
Code two
Go phone Elvis
and my dad's personal favorite....
Go to the library.
Feel free to share your own in comments.
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